There was a little more to it than that... the 'fortune' is buried somewhere on my board of cards/ticket stubs/other small random things. I can - without moving other things - see five words: I'm sorry, birthday, I hope. So you figure out the rest of it! ;)
I know I'm a sorry excuse for a gift, but for your birthday I've decided to be your slave for ten weeks. I hope you accept this in good spirit, I'm looking to serving you, Oh Mistress.
I'm totally in agreement, DC. I don't know any woman who wouldn't want to see a fortune like that!
I'll be sure to pass along my good "fortune" (man, that ranks up there with Wombat's 'amousing' comment last week!) should she figure it out!
Thanks Ash. You can count on me to leave off dates on invitations and offer to beat up witches for you, and I can count on you to try and get me a slave for my next birthday. It works, right?
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Now that's a fortune cookie.
I wonder what the message was.
It said Happy Birthday :)
There was a little more to it than that... the 'fortune' is buried somewhere on my board of cards/ticket stubs/other small random things. I can - without moving other things - see five words: I'm sorry, birthday, I hope. So you figure out the rest of it! ;)
I know I'm a sorry excuse for a gift, but for your birthday I've decided to be your slave for ten weeks. I hope you accept this in good spirit, I'm looking to serving you, Oh Mistress.
I think I've been laughing for five minutes straight now, Wombat. Thanks, I needed that.
Oh and I wouldn't say you as a slave would be a sorry excuse for a gift. ;) We'll talk next year, k?
Pst... Ash, work on getting some man to be my slave for my next bday, huh? ¡Gracias amiga!
HAHA.... They should make fortunes that read that Wombat!!!
Amanda, when your friend works that out, send one my way! Thanks. :)
Don't worry A, I'm on it.
I'm totally in agreement, DC. I don't know any woman who wouldn't want to see a fortune like that!
I'll be sure to pass along my good "fortune" (man, that ranks up there with Wombat's 'amousing' comment last week!) should she figure it out!
Thanks Ash. You can count on me to leave off dates on invitations and offer to beat up witches for you, and I can count on you to try and get me a slave for my next birthday. It works, right?
That fortune cookie was YUMMY!!!! Thanks Ashley.
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